Back when it still smelled new :’)

Back when it still smelled new :’)

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corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

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sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

dukeofnod:

"No you fool!! You could fall!!"

WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN

(Source: catleecious)

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the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously.

ilpittore is this your chunk? lol

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously.

ilpittore is this your chunk? lol

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officialunitedstates:

Many of us know Olive Garden’s slogan When You’re Here, You’re Family.  Well, I recently put that to the test.
The tables were wooden and nice to sit at.  The chairs were also comfortable.  The view wasn’t anything special, but there was a pretty cool looking van in the Walmart parking lot that had flames on its sides. 
I was immediately offered wine, and after admitting I was underage, refused wine.  If you’re going to offer me wine, please don’t rescind your offer.  It’s common courtesy.
The napkins were probably the highlight.  They were cloth and worked really well at cleaning the windows.  One waiter told me I didn’t have to do that, but I insisted.  After all, I like a good, clear view of parking lots.  Who doesn’t.
Finally, it was time to order.  I went with the pizza.  The menu said I could pick four toppings, so I chose half portions of eight toppings.  There were only seven to choose from, though, so I made one up.  “…and blorgaspork.”
"Sorry?  What is blorgaspork?"
"That’s your job to know, now isn’t it."
After a reasonable wait, my food arrived.  It was a really good meal, not exactly overpriced, but not exactly underpriced either.  It was just priced.
My waiter soon arrived and asked me if I wanted dessert. 
"Steve," I said, "Have a seat."
He did.
"I have this business idea.  And while I’m here, and we’re family, I was hoping you could give me a loan."
Steve tried to laugh it off.  Like it was some kind of joke.  I was offended and he could tell.  “Steve, this isn’t a joke.”
Steve looked a bit nervous.  I grabbed his hands and pinned them to the table.  “Are we family or not, Steve.”
"Not in the literal sense…" said Steve.  I wasn’t going to let him reason his way out of this one. 
"Look, Steve.  I cleaned your windows.  Family does that for each other.  They clean each others’ windows.  Now, don’t you think I deserve that loan?  We’re family, Steve, we’re family."
Steve handed me 13 bucks.  “Thanks, Steve.”
★★★☆☆

officialunitedstates:

Many of us know Olive Garden’s slogan When You’re Here, You’re Family.  Well, I recently put that to the test.

The tables were wooden and nice to sit at.  The chairs were also comfortable.  The view wasn’t anything special, but there was a pretty cool looking van in the Walmart parking lot that had flames on its sides. 

I was immediately offered wine, and after admitting I was underage, refused wine.  If you’re going to offer me wine, please don’t rescind your offer.  It’s common courtesy.

The napkins were probably the highlight.  They were cloth and worked really well at cleaning the windows.  One waiter told me I didn’t have to do that, but I insisted.  After all, I like a good, clear view of parking lots.  Who doesn’t.

Finally, it was time to order.  I went with the pizza.  The menu said I could pick four toppings, so I chose half portions of eight toppings.  There were only seven to choose from, though, so I made one up.  “…and blorgaspork.”

"Sorry?  What is blorgaspork?"

"That’s your job to know, now isn’t it."

After a reasonable wait, my food arrived.  It was a really good meal, not exactly overpriced, but not exactly underpriced either.  It was just priced.

My waiter soon arrived and asked me if I wanted dessert. 

"Steve," I said, "Have a seat."

He did.

"I have this business idea.  And while I’m here, and we’re family, I was hoping you could give me a loan."

Steve tried to laugh it off.  Like it was some kind of joke.  I was offended and he could tell.  “Steve, this isn’t a joke.”

Steve looked a bit nervous.  I grabbed his hands and pinned them to the table.  “Are we family or not, Steve.”

"Not in the literal sense…" said Steve.  I wasn’t going to let him reason his way out of this one. 

"Look, Steve.  I cleaned your windows.  Family does that for each other.  They clean each others’ windows.  Now, don’t you think I deserve that loan?  We’re family, Steve, we’re family."

Steve handed me 13 bucks.  “Thanks, Steve.”

★★★

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fellatiolol:

starrieyed:

starrieyed:

Still fucking laughing


There’s a gif and all

Me


"Yep, I’m gay."

fellatiolol:

starrieyed:

starrieyed:

Still fucking laughing

There’s a gif and all

Me

"Yep, I’m gay."

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fallontonight:

Game of Thrones is back on Sunday! TBT to Game of Desks

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goldtriforce:

THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR

(Source: kashiwaba)

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miriammlovesyou:

abel22:

rainbowcolouredasshole:

I mowed the long ass back lawn for this jacket.

miriammlovesyou if I mow my lawn do I get one too? :(

abel22 if you clean your room and make it spotless maybe

Ok then, I’ll get it EVENTUALLY :3 ha

miriammlovesyou:

abel22:

rainbowcolouredasshole:

I mowed the long ass back lawn for this jacket.

miriammlovesyou if I mow my lawn do I get one too? :(
abel22 if you clean your room and make it spotless maybe

Ok then, I’ll get it EVENTUALLY :3 ha

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rainbowcolouredasshole:

I mowed the long ass back lawn for this jacket.

miriammlovesyou if I mow my lawn do I get one too? :(

rainbowcolouredasshole:

I mowed the long ass back lawn for this jacket.

miriammlovesyou if I mow my lawn do I get one too? :(

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kotakucom:

Extreme apologizing. For when you’ve really pissed her off.

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