intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

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lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

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miss-nerdgasmz:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

Leaked Achievement Hunter footage

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aplentee:

Aplentee.com has it’s first birthday during October, so we’ve decided to celebrate by running a HUGE T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY for our awesome followers on Tumblr and Facebook!!
We are giving away a total of 21 shirts here on Tumblr and the same again over on Facebook, making 42 tees altogether. Why 42? Why not? If it’s good enough to be the answer to life, the universe and everything then it’s good enough for us. So, that’s very nearly $1000 worth of FREE TEES we’re giving away!
There will be 3 winners here on Tumblr:
1st Prize: 12 awesome Aplentee t-shirts
2nd Prize: 6 awesome Aplentee t-shirts
3rd Prize: 3 awesome Aplentee t-shirts
and it’s the same set-up over on Facebook.
So how do you enter the giveaways?
On Tumblr it’s pretty simple: 
Follow our Aplentee tumblr blog and reblog this post.
Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. 
You can reblog more than once while the giveaway is running, but please be sensible and don’t spam!
It’s just as easy over on Facebook, so make sure you enter over there as well. See this giveaway post for the details.
Both giveaways run for the whole of October and the winners will be announced at the start of November. Entrants are welcome from anywhere in the world - we ship worldwide. Winners will be announced by posts on tumblr and Facebook and all winners will be announced in our newsletter so make sure you join. We also give away ONE FREE TEE EVERY WEEK to a lucky subscriber. Subscribe here. 
Please also check out our other posts both here on tumblr and on  our Facebook as we give away a lot of t-shirts so you may well find another giveaway to enter.
Of course, it would be awesome if as well as entering our giveaways you bought a t-shirt or two from us! We have new designs going on sale pretty much every week and we are almost always running some sort of special offer - you can regularly get FREE SHIPPING if you buy any 3 t-shirts for example. All the shirts we currently have available can be found here in our showcase.
Good luck!

aplentee:

Aplentee.com has it’s first birthday during October, so we’ve decided to celebrate by running a HUGE T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY for our awesome followers on Tumblr and Facebook!!

We are giving away a total of 21 shirts here on Tumblr and the same again over on Facebook, making 42 tees altogether. Why 42? Why not? If it’s good enough to be the answer to life, the universe and everything then it’s good enough for us. So, that’s very nearly $1000 worth of FREE TEES we’re giving away!

There will be 3 winners here on Tumblr:

  • 1st Prize: 12 awesome Aplentee t-shirts
  • 2nd Prize: 6 awesome Aplentee t-shirts
  • 3rd Prize: 3 awesome Aplentee t-shirts

and it’s the same set-up over on Facebook.

So how do you enter the giveaways?

On Tumblr it’s pretty simple: 

Follow our Aplentee tumblr blog and reblog this post.

Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. 

You can reblog more than once while the giveaway is running, but please be sensible and don’t spam!

It’s just as easy over on Facebook, so make sure you enter over there as well. See this giveaway post for the details.

Both giveaways run for the whole of October and the winners will be announced at the start of November. Entrants are welcome from anywhere in the world - we ship worldwide. Winners will be announced by posts on tumblr and Facebook and all winners will be announced in our newsletter so make sure you join. We also give away ONE FREE TEE EVERY WEEK to a lucky subscriber. Subscribe here

Please also check out our other posts both here on tumblr and on  our Facebook as we give away a lot of t-shirts so you may well find another giveaway to enter.

Of course, it would be awesome if as well as entering our giveaways you bought a t-shirt or two from us! We have new designs going on sale pretty much every week and we are almost always running some sort of special offer - you can regularly get FREE SHIPPING if you buy any 3 t-shirts for example. All the shirts we currently have available can be found here in our showcase.

Good luck!

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

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syfycity:

Personal piece for an upcoming project by Ryan Church

syfycity:

Personal piece for an upcoming project by Ryan Church

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cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

Source  For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.



Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

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albinoninetales:

playing pokemon as a kidimage

playing pokemon as an adultimage

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cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

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shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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To be, …OR NAH?
William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

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